Friday, November 10, 2006

A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered by Michael Ian Black

It's Friday and I'm sure that we're all in need of some mid-day comic relief. Good thing Michael Ian Black's myspace blog post today is frickin' hilarious. Here are the first two in his "Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered ".
Go here to read the rest.

"Dear Emily,
Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.

Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.

Your friend (kind of),
Michael Ian Black

Dear Emily,
After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.

If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over twenty years. So, I'm sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.

Very sorry,
Michael Ian Black"

He'll be performing next month with Michael Showalter at the Independent.

(thanks for the link bomarr)

1 comment:

bomarr said...

definitely read the gets even funnier!