friday dating tip: "no, duh"

the holidays are a time filled with family, friends, loved ones and out of town guests. today i will bestow a bit of fairly obvious wisdom. it is not advisable to have your mother, siblings and other blood relatives within ear shot if you plan on getting it on. for some reason the taboo factor kicks in and you really want to do IT. "what if someone comes in?" "what if someone can hear us." "what if it was just real quick?" these are things that will likely run through your head as you're trying hard not to pull down your pants and those of your stowed away non-familial guest. i just realized this is probably too much information, so i'll stop. here's my advice: save up for months and pitch in on their hotel room and you can go about your business. if you're in need of some excitement think of someway to get it that doesn't involve the possibility of burning off the retinas of your nearest and dearest.

EDIT: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT NO ONE WAS CAUGHT IN THE ACT DURING THIS THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY.