Don't cha wish you weren't such a SUCKY singer

i'm embarrassed to admit it, but these first couple of episodes of american idol have become my newest guilty pleasure. i turned the t.v. on last night just in time to see drunk ass paula telling yet another contestant that she thinks they're "rully beuuuufull". there were a couple of decent contestants, but for the most part, seattle was full of total freaks. needless to say, this episode was frickin' hilarious in a very cringey way. please enjoy this montage of some of the most...uh... special folks from last night's show butchering the shit out of an already questionable song.