on january 11th me and several of my girl and gay friends will be traveling to san jose to see mister timberlake in the flesh. we will be riding in this:
except ours is going to have a STRIPPER POLE and a cage for COUGARS. roar!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
teen beat: best present ever
basically i could have used this weekly box of chatter to air my feelings of lust and admiration for one justin p. timberlake (i just made up his middle initial, so what). he went from totally geek to totally chic (like ronald p. miller aka mcdreamy) and he makes songs that inspire women worldwide to take off their clothes. he's from the south but for the most part curbs his potentially hideous accent. he devirginized britney spears and is now boning a hot older lady, something we older ladies greatly admire. in addition, he dances like a BSG (basketball shoe guy) but doesn't wear suspenders or actual athletic attire. and to make matters even more insanely bonerific, he's in this, which might be the single catchiest and hilarious thing i've seen in like 3 days:
on january 11th me and several of my girl and gay friends will be traveling to san jose to see mister timberlake in the flesh. we will be riding in this:
except ours is going to have a STRIPPER POLE and a cage for COUGARS. roar!
on january 11th me and several of my girl and gay friends will be traveling to san jose to see mister timberlake in the flesh. we will be riding in this:
except ours is going to have a STRIPPER POLE and a cage for COUGARS. roar!
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a cage for cougars! now THAT is the funniest thing I'VE heard in the past 3 days!
I think we need to give credit where credit is due - clearly Andy Samberg (of Berkeley, Ca) wrote that song. J.T. only performed it.
Surely, Andy wrote it and he too is teen beat worthy.
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