Tuesday, December 12, 2006


The big banana
And karaoke queen
That’s our Juliana
Hilarious and obscene
She'll bring you up
She's never dull
Her kiddish cup
Is always full
Singing 'bout Hannukah
Rapping 'bout Jews
Her entertainment
Is sure to amuse
Today's her birthday
Soon to be a relic
And all she really wants
Is to bone Tom Selleck

Happy B-day Jules. Tons of love from Unibloggal.


grensley said...

julie wants to bone herself? that is what painkillers will do to you. stay away from drugs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUNIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC said...

For your birthday, I will now go beat up Tom Selleck.

erin is gross said...

happy birthday!!!