Thursday, December 07, 2006

hey erin, shut up!

sorry, i'm going to be out of town for three days, so i'm talking a lot today. i apologize.

i'm a big fan of mcsweeney's lists. are you? this one is hilary-town. and also totally sad and depressing. when is someone going to donkey punch that fool?

Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson's New Book.
BY JEFF DRAKE, WENDY MOLYNEUX, JOHN ROBERTSON, AND ANN SLICHTER
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Stab This Book

Stab Your Wife With This Book

Beat Your Wife to Death With This Book

Tuesdays With Stabby

Are You There, God? It's Me, a Multiple Murderer

To Kill a Mockingbird, Wherein the Mockingbird Is Your Ex-Wife and Her Friend, the Waiter

What to Expect When You're Expecting to Stab Someone

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