Thursday, December 07, 2006

A little off the sides

“So, have you been here before?”

“Yes, ow, but I moved recently from San Francisco, ow, so I used to go to a place there.”

“Oh really? And how are you liking New York?”

“New York is, ow, great. Yeah, I’ve been having lots of fun.”

“Do you work in the city?”

“Yeah, I work right up the street, actually, at an ad agency. Ow.”

“That’s great. Now lay on your stomach and hold your butt cheeks apart.”

No time for pleasantries at the bikini waxing place.


stephanie said...

this post is amazing purely for the image i have in my head of noah reading it.

erin is gross said...

i have never had my loins waxed, so i'm curious. do they give you a cigarette and buy you breakfast afterwards?