marketing!

me: are people over our blog?
stephanie: ? i dunno? as far as i know we have 5 readers. noah, mike, colin, matt, cristy. i think they all still read it
me: we need to recruit a larger readership
stephanie: totally. how do we do that?
me: i should know, it's kind of my job
stephanie: i linked it to my myspace like you did
me: hmm we need more sites to link to us do you know anyone else with a blog/website that we could link to?
stephanie: hmm... i don't think so. the sneakmovers are my bloggiest pals and they've already linked the shit outta us
me: shits we need to pull some PR stunts. can you make out with brandon davis and be listed in us weekly as, "uniblogger" ?
stephanie: hell fucking no!!! i just barfed in my mouth. gross
me: oh come on! i'll do it!
stephanie: yes, you do it
me: gimme some drinks and whatever drugs he's obviously on. i have no standards!
stephanie: awesome!!! hmm... seriously, i wonder what we could do.
me: can one of us go on a reality tv show? or maybe jeopardy
stephanie: both sound horrifying
me: come on! think outside the box...and yes i just said that
stephanie: the only answer we give to alex, "what is unibloggal"
me: hilarious shits, i gotta run home so i don't miss my date with gilby clarke.
stephanie: i'll take unibloggal for 600, alex.
me: would you have an affair with dave navaro?
stephanie: sure. i live in a very gay part of the gay mecca. does he like ladies? then, yesss.
me: the 4 foot tall glitter clad elf? shit, bro. i just thought of a great post.
stephanie: oh no.