Friday, August 04, 2006

What would your playlist be?



i've been silent for a bit so hello again 5 loyal unibloggal readers! how i've missed you! perhaps this is old news to you techno-savvy pop culture addicts but i just discovered the wonderful world of phonic masturbation this morning. like many of you (don't be shy,) i have waited my entire adult life for someone to create a sex toy that will vibrate to the rhythm of my favorite music. i know deep down you really want to get your rocks off to some drony guitar riffs or better yet experience a new level of ecstacy to the bangin' beats of "insert favorite producer here." ladies...enjoy. a new era of self pleasure is finally upon us. here's one to get your started.

Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf

7 comments:

grensley said...

this item has been added to my wish list. please alert stephanie stillman to this comment.

stephanie said...

OhMiBod (incl. velvet pouch, splitter, 5' cord and addl. endcap) - IN STOCK
Total: $69.00

hahaaaaaa. so awesome.

erin is gross said...

howard stern needs one of these NOW.

shannon said...

can you show me how to use it, i-lo?

scott said...

oh how technology is progressing in the 21st century...(evil grin)

New Agey No Friends said...

Finally a reason to dust off those old enya cds.

j. keith van rappin said...

it's for ladies?
you're supposed to put that where?
i've putting it in my ear.