those crazy aussies are at it again. back in college my friend and i got the bright idea to purchase nads, the "natural" austrailian hair removal sensation developed by sue ismiel and named for her daughter natalie, poor girl. this shit sucks and needless to say my tub-o-nads sat mostly un-used in the dark recesses of my bathroom cabinet. now, thank the sweet lord, nads is back with a vengence and out to help women worldwide turn their neather regions into works of art. welcome naughty nads!
accordng to their website you could "surprise that someone special or simply indulge your wickedness by personalising your most intimate region. bikini designs are landing strips, bermuda triangle, heart and thunderstruck." bermuda triangle...thunderstruck...are you kidding me? i'm not anti-grooming per se, but i can't help but get creeped out by this new marketing ploy for nads. i'm thinking of crafting a giant middle finger out of my "private" hair, snapping a photo and mailing it directly to ms. ismiel herself.
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Friends don't let friends use nads. Also, don't leave sugar-based nads in the cabinet too long or it will be infested with ants. I learned this -- and the pain of nads hair removal -- the hard way.
i just puked on my desk.
i bet if you pour some nads on it and wait for it to harden you can just peel it right off, erin.
or just design one saying 'suck my nads off'
i am pro-nads. in support of nads, i sometimes shout "go, nads!" don't try to take my nads away.
OMG, this is the best thing I've seen all day - scratch that- all month. Do they sell these in the states? I'm cancelling my Brazillian appointment right now!
i expect to see a perfect "S" upon your arrival auds. in fact, when i pick you up at the airport just be wearing no pants so i know for sure it's you.
How about a big CP. You'd better believe it's chosen!
Found you through Broadsheet on Salon.com. My husband is a massage therapist who worked at a day spa. One of the estheticians had a client who requested a pubic hair heart, so as to properly welcome her boyfriend home. While that's icky enough, the kicker is that this girl was -- no lie -- 15 years old. In any case, the esthetician replied "I don't do topiary."
glad you found us thru salon! thanks for your comment. teenagers these days...they scare me in multiple ways. i didn't start thinking about pubic topiary until i was 17. god they grow up so fast.
While too much design work--hearts and 'thunderstrikes'-- seems a little gross, i think it's OK to keep things neat. But the world will really go to hell when the dudes start shaping hearts and lightingbolts onto their own pubic patches...
dude, desk barfage two days in a row! surely a new record.
and laurin, you get a free pitcher of soda water next time we go to zeitgiest for bringing this information to the world through unibloggal.
I second Gary's comment. Neat is one thing, but that patch is too small to hire a landscape designer for.
I'm very much pro hairless cat but anti Nads. Wow that stuff hurts and didn't work at all when I tried it. Sphynx on the other hand, one of the most amazing creatures on this earth!
I love it. I think that I'll ask my DH to shave mouse ears (see my name) into his patch. Better yet, with the male anatomy, an upside down elephant's face would be perfect!
Finally, a hobby that matters
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