point of clarification

Audrey: hey erin
me: yo yo
Audrey: question
me: whuddup
Audrey: I don't get your post yesterday... what did you think the article said?
me: boner...weaker boners. women with weak boners SUCK
Audrey: ooooooh. yeah, I've noticed my boner being a little weak I should really cut down on the cola
me: totally. drink more sparks. that way your boner will be strong, awake and orange.
Audrey: sweet
me: this conversation might clarify things for many people.