Tuesday, March 27, 2007

i think my cat wants to be a woman


this is my cat simon. lately he's been convincing me that he wants to be a lady, or at least accessorize like one. you see, in my room i have a little table. on that table is an assortment of necklaces, bracelets and earrings with which i frequently decorate my person. lately, my cat (shown above) has been trying to get on that little table. when he isn't successful, he just swipes at various bangles and lariats until they're knocked onto the floor at which time he rolls around on them or bats them around my room. he's always been a bit effeminate, but i think living in san francisco is having a remarkable effect on him.

3 comments:

billy said...

you named him simon. what do you expect? imagine how different i would be if my parents hadn't opted for billy.

case closed.

Anonymous said...

yes, simon the cat is totally efeminate, unlike his namesake, the ever masculine simon lebon.

beacon brothers said...

he's a baby cat!!! i love him and want to feel his weight on my chest.