fad hag

first off, let me admit that i'm a total hypocrite. i live in williamsburg, rock the occasional drama-bang, own moderately skinny jeans, and exclusively wear chucks.

that said, this skinny jean/ballet slipper/american apparel aesthetic has simply gone too far. our youth---or, in my case, unhip boss---are dressed in head to toe shrink wrap! america, we are one step away from popularizing lace-up crotches, i know it. are those men pictured above sexy? straight?! capable of human reproduction?!!