this mother's day, i decided to share with my mom some of my favorite lines she's delivered over the years. now, in traditional wasp form, i'm sure everything was said "out of love":
YOU LOOK LIKE A REFUGEE
... in response to my buzz cut
WELL, SHE'S GOING TO DIE
... in response to me saying that a friend was suffering from an eating disorder
HELP ME PULL THIS STOVE OUT
... because she cleans behind and under stoves!
DONALD TRUMP
... what she calls me with my current coiffure
YOU LIVE IN FILTH
... in response to my apartment (which i had just cleaned in anticipation of her visit)
1 comment:
oh poopy doopy loopy, you jerk jolly!
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