I couldn't find an embedded code for this video, but if you are bored at work like me and wishing you were frolicking in the warm summer air, the feel free to waste time with this pile of garbage that we call news. Here are some reasons why this video made vomit tickle its way up my esophagus:
1. This boy is SUPER patriotic and sings songs about America every single day. According to his mother even geniuses don't have an outgoing personality like her son.
2. He loves George Bush!
3. The newscasters are saccharine sweet assholes and use words like tickled. "Oh my gosh, he's just awesome."
4. His name is Brigham. Seriously, why don't you just call him "mormon."
5. The video is mash.
6. Its 4:24. (This has nothing to do with the video...just another reason to make me vomit.)
7. HOW?WHY?IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY...IS THIS NEWS?
2 comments:
Once again proving that mental disability is a requirement to love George W. Bush.
it's 3:02 am. i'm drunk. eating lightly salted krinkle cut chips. and LAUGHING OUT LOUD. can't she move the boombox to a different room? "i just want to take him home with me."
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