Wednesday, May 09, 2007


paris the heiress
annoying as hell
less pix of her wonk eye
while in her jail cell
too much chuggin and drivin
now she's hittin the clink
don't cry you big baby
no, you may not wear pink
watch out in the showers
though you could use the soap
jail is not "hot" paris
nor is it dope

1 comment:

grensley said...

my main concerns:
a. she'll try to claim she now has street cred
b. nicole will get busted for drugs and join paris for the simple life, season 5: we're overprivledged idiots who ended up in jail