And she's probably getting frisky
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now she's probably up singing somewhite-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
5 comments:
no joke i love that song but my god seeing a three year old sing (with reckless abandon) how she's gonna slash a hole in her cheatin' man's tires is scary to me on many levels. i guess we need to teach our girls early that men are nothing more than two timing low life assholes who deserve a woman who will destroy their physical property. yay america!
horrifying, i know, like she's a jon benet gone country. although the final wind-up is hilarious.
wtf?!?!?!?!
a) that is such a cute little nugget of a baby
b) what the crap is that song?
c) i think they need to make american idol and/or shania, mariah carey videos only viewable to those over 16.
only an esq. would start a post with res ipsa...
tina, do you remember the affidavit i told you about when we first met? "i felt a bubbling in my stomach and knew i was getting diarrhea so i called my boss and went home. this was within my rights."
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