Monday, April 02, 2007

Never sleep late again

I don't know about you all, but I have serious issues with waking up on time. I've been known to wake up at 11, when I was meant to be at work at 10. It's a miracle I have a job at all. Oh no wait, I don't.

But I've finally found the solution to all my oversleeping problems: the new SnūzNLūz from the genuises at ThinkGeek. What gets you out of be faster than knowing that if you don't wake up, you're personally supporting the republican party? Let me explain by plagerizing their website:

"The SnūzNLūz uses the very complex psychological phenomemon known as 'HATRED'. Basically it's human nature to wish harm upon your enemies. Similarly, it's human nature not to give your enemies gobs of cash so that they can grow big and dominate the world with their totally wrong, stupid and invalid point of view. ThinkGeek realized that. That's why everytime you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate."


laurin said...

so good, i had to repost!

billy said...

is this thinkgeek's april fools? like gmail's paper mail archive.