Gary T back in effect as Erin is off at a bachelorette weekend party NOT having sex in the champagne room (don't do it--it's just nasty back there). I've got a list of don't do dating tips to accomodate your weekend.
* Do not forget deodorant (girls and guys both). I've already had my Junior Prom ruined by my date not wearing any and she stunk like she washed her pits with dirty gym socks.
* Do not shave your legs. Do not clean your room. A hookup will never occur if you plan and prepare for it. (credit to SS for this one)
* Once again, do not forget to trim down there (girls and guys both). Even if you don't shave your legs or clean your room (see above), this will be appreciated, perhaps in an oral fashion.
* To the dude at the bar the other night, please untuck your t-shirt from your shorts and lose the Tevas. You actually almost ruined MY date. Also, next time you pick another "live DMB" song on the jukebox, I'll break your nose.
* Do not lie to me about who you really are, pretending to be an innocently sweet girl making a video diary in your bedroom when you're really a construct of the CAA talent agency based out of Hollywood California. Fuckers. I'll never be able to trust or love again. (credit to satt for the link)
* Finally, people, please stop all the cockblocking. Just let your friend make a bad decision on his or her own.
Have fun on your dates this weekend everyone. Peace out, Gary TJ.
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Here's more info from the LA Times on the unraveling of the lonelygirl15 saga.
we just ruined palm springs.
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