holy crap. i've pretty much had a raging female um...interest...in jack white for as long as i can remember. it was sort of heart breaking to be ridiculed by friends as he turned into michael jackson and johnny depp as willy wonka. however, my friends, he's back. look at that haircut! it's perfect. and his outfit? not a tassel in sight and it seems to NOT be made of stretchy microfiber. the arms are still in check and he's not wearing goth make up. my eyes are happy. and look at little lou over there on the left. what a guy!! too bad i watched five minutes of the vmas and became infinitesimally dumber due to an overdose on unfunny jack of a different colored last name.
p.s. on the next two fridays i will be gallivanting around various deserts and won't be here to provide you with my stunning dating-related wisdom. if you'd like to volunteer to take over for a week or two, please let me know. tell me to the best of your ability why you're qualified (unlike me) to speak on behalf of daters worldwide.
p.p.s. big proppers to stephanie for getting me that photo. she's a genius and i can barely turn on a computer.
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jack white was quite literally the only redeeming part of the VMAs. what a waste of time.
what about JT?!?!?!?
justin timberlake was scorching hot with his singing/dancing/dueting extravaganza. plus, his little suit was so stylish.
sadly, i didn't see JT. you know i love him, as he's a reformed BSG.
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