oh hello. did you miss me? special thanks to gary t.j. for taking over in my absense. he did such a great job that i wanted to expand on his "internet gf/bf" topic for this week's tean beatage. see that guy over there in the photo to the left of these words? that's pharrell williams and today he added me as his myspace friend. i gladly accepted. i'm hoping he will engage me in some really awesome weblogging or video diarying.just kidding, guys and gals. but really, holy crappers...my eyes! i'm sure that many females reading this here morsel of weekly delight shares with me a deep rooted love for (a) the sound of skateboard wheels. when you hear them from far away, your loins perk and your head wanders in anticipation of a glimpse of someone you would have peed your pants over in 10th grade (i'm pretty sure pharrell knows how to ride a skate board) (b) boys in baggy pants who can pull off funny jewelry (c) boys who like shoes as much as we do (d) pharrell williams, in general.
i'm tired and jet lagged and even when i'm not, i don't really do so well at forming cohesive thoughts or ideas, however, i like him. he's cute. one time i watched the Mtv Diary (you think you know, but...) and it was really really good. the best part was, i was on a jet blue airplane watching it and i don't think the sound was working, but it was still the best 30 minutes of tv i have seen in a long time.
holla?
1 comment:
yes, it must be your penis, for i know many females who wouldn't mind using pharrell's face for a douche.
and that might be the most disgusting thing i've ever said...but probably not.
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