Friday, July 28, 2006

I WANT YOUR SEX!



Once again, George Michael has found himself in a wee bit of trouble.
"News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver." Mr. Michael was supposed to go on a 50 concert sold out tour, but, as we all know, guilty feet have got no rhythm. Keep your dick in your pants, George. At least in public places with super super grody dudes.

1 comment:

e-bro said...

i still can't believe it's "guilty feet." seriously? i think george has other body parts to worry about before the feet start entering pleas.