Follow up

Want to know the results of that sopping wet interview? The one I trudged in the rain to get to? The one that left me with giant water spots on my tits and ass? The one through which droplets from my hair dripped down my neck and pooled in the back of my shirt???

The Creative Director called today. He wants me to leave my current job and start at his company immediately. In return, he offered me $50/day above what I'm presently making.

So my interview advice for all you folks out there currently looking for a new job. Be relaxed. Be honest. And be wet.

Very, very wet.