Friday, July 14, 2006

Friday Dating Tip

(NOTE: while Erin is overseas, Gary T will be guesting for her)

First date no-no: Don't take a girl to dinner, start crying (I'm talking literal tears; whining would be very lame too) and then ask if you can finish the food she probably just lost her appetite for. You almost surely will NOT get a second date!

Bonus Tip: Don't wait to ask a girl out so you can guest write blog entries at 10pm. And if you do, don't tell the girl that's why you're late. Just lie about something like a motorcycle accident. If she asks any questions, say "I don't know what happened but the paramedic said I saved the dude's life..." Then quickly change the subject.

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