i was going to try and count these, so you could create some kind of weekly calendar that you could tear the pages off to reveal a new piece of tippage each week, but you're not that crafty and i'm tired. just got off another airplane. that brings me to this week's tip, which actually might be more of a nugget of common sense that you can use to avoid having me punch you in the face.
tip: when traveling, be it on MUNI, BART, air BART, an airplane, on a rental car shuttle bus, in line for a rental car, or really, anywhere...if i don't know you, DON'T TALK TO ME. see, my mom taught me not to talk to strangers (unless i'm in a bar...airport bars don't count, for those, see above for the no talking rule) and i take that seriously. i don't want to give you advice on whether or not your aqua snakeskin versace belt is too gay for america, i don't care that you recently moved to washington after 40 years in LA but are back for a weekend reunion with a lost love (dummy), and yes, your kid screaming about wanting a cookie is as annoying as the other things i just mentioned.
oh, the dating part. quit staring at girls boobs and talking to them when they're reading a book. if they wanted you to talk to them, you'd know.
(i'm grumpy and tired, sorry)
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erin's blog posts....another reason to look forward to friday.
thanks for these
laffers
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