Monday, July 02, 2007

“How rude.”

It’s hard enough to watch your little childhood heroes grow up and get breasts. It’s even harder when they grow up to get fake boobs.



Oh Stephanie Tanner, what happened to that little girl I once loved? I know, I know, it can be annoying when your TV little sister(s), Michelle(s), are anorexic and getting all the attention. Between you and the misguided Oslen twins, “Full House” has become a regular little slut factory.

I blame Uncle Jesse.

4 comments:

stephanie said...

crystal meth happened to that little girl you once loved.

Fake Name said...

Meesa think you oughta know that ole Dave Coullier is the culprit.

erin is gross said...

i could motorboat the shit out of those puppies.

Anonymous said...

Who invented those Saturn ones?