Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Does size matter?


I'm not the hugest fan of Penn and Teller but this little video made my gloomy Tuesday morning filled with sunshine. At first I thought the woman in the middle of the segment (3:57) was annoying, but then she turned out to be my jam, and now I heart her.

Anyone uniblogettes want to offer their opinion so we can finally clear up the size controversy once and for all? I'll begin: size does matter, but not how men may think it does. If you were one inch, I'd probably look like this but if you were 12 inches I'd probably respond in this manner. To me its all about balance and being somewhere in the middle is A-OK in my book, if not preferred. Feel better? Probably not but I tried. Next...

5 comments:

Audrey said...

I don't know size matters, but hardness does: http://www.viagra.com/content/hardness-matters.jsp?setShowOn=../content/about-viagra-ed-treatment.jsp&setShowHighlightOn=../content/hardness-matters.jsp

(Did I mention to anyone that this is my job)

Shannon said...
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Shannon said...

that woman is a true jem. she needs some frank and beans stat.

erin is gross said...

weighing in:

that woman should learn to chew with her mouth closed.

and also:

like tigre and bunny, i like them one and i like them all.

grensley said...

which is worse though, a huge donger or a pinky size penis? http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21215607.shtml. have you ever heard of someone killing himself because he was hung like a horse?