tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29718350.post116854155352386075..comments2023-10-24T05:01:23.412-07:00Comments on U N I B L O G G A L: confessions of a wannabe stripperAudstephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01421227365714602361noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29718350.post-1168551993383849722007-01-11T13:46:00.000-08:002007-01-11T13:46:00.000-08:00i'm glad my pathetic excuse for pole dancing has h...i'm glad my pathetic excuse for pole dancing has helped unibloggal bring "sexy back" in 07. in case you can see erin's link, go <A HREF="http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/pole-dancing-dog.jpg" REL="nofollow">here</A>. <BR/><BR/>some of my fav movie lines (i'll be sure to use this in my next class):<BR/><BR/>“She looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!”<BR/><BR/>Also, another classic showgirls moment:<BR/><BR/>Al Torres: You're a fucking stripper, don't you get it?<BR/>Nomi Malone: I'm a dancer!<BR/>Al: If you're a dancer, than Henry here is the fuckin' Virgin Mary!<BR/>Henrietta "Mama" Bazoom: I got bigger tits than the fuckin' Virgin Mary and I got a bigger mouth too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29718350.post-1168549564990864432007-01-11T13:06:00.000-08:002007-01-11T13:06:00.000-08:00I've, strangely, always wanted to be a stripper. I...I've, strangely, always wanted to be a stripper. I used to go to strip clubs and befriend all the strippers. I'd talk with them in the bathroom and ask them for pointers. I attended Cardio Striptease at Crunch gym dozens of times. I actually really thought that I had what it took, and was looking into starting a career. And then I suddenly realized that I would have to dance topless on the laps of horny old men. And I hung up my stripper stilettos forever. Never used on an actual stripper stage. Except that one amateur night, but that's a story for a different post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29718350.post-1168549032867839882007-01-11T12:57:00.000-08:002007-01-11T12:57:00.000-08:00i say multi-task. when pole dancing, randomly del...i say multi-task. when pole dancing, randomly deliver lines to the people next to you from your favorite stripper movies like striptease, closer, or showgirls.billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07694257470861559093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29718350.post-1168541824238518402007-01-11T10:57:00.000-08:002007-01-11T10:57:00.000-08:00http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/pole-dancing...http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/pole-dancing-dog.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com